Chuck Norris Jokes/Soviet russia jokes

Chuck Norris can drown a fish

Chuck Norris can delete the recycle bin

There is no endangered species list, just the animals chuck norris lets live

Chuck Norris sleeps with his pillow under his gun

On twitter, you don’t follow Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris follows YOU

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom, there is no prtection from Chuck Norris

Superman wears Chuck Norris pj’s

Chuck Norris came before the chicken and the egg

Jesus wears a necklace with Chuck Norris on it

Chuck Norris poops skittles and pee’s beer

Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries though

There was no meteor that killed the dinosaurs, tht was chuck Norris sneezing

Jesus dresses up as Chuck Norris on halloween

There are no races, only groups of people that Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

Chuck norris can beleive its not butter.

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

Chuck norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck norris-ed.

In soviet Russia, Chuck Norris will still pwn you.

Chuck norris can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris can lick his elbow.

Chuck Norris came before adam and eve

Chuck norris doesn’t sleep… He waits.

Chuck Norris won the game.

Saurfang dual wields Chuck Norris.

Chuck norris doesn’t chew gum. He chews tin foil.

In soviet Russia, Street drives on YOU!

In soviet russia, crill eats whale!

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris fails!

In Soviet Russia, border crosses you!

In soviet russia your mom does chuck norris

Chuck Norris knows why the chicken was crossing the road, it was running frm Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can pick cherries off an apple tree

Chuck Norris can call the same person with the same number…on the MICROWAVE!

Chuck Norris knows how much a polar bear weighs and it’s NOT enough to break the ice.